the-salt-janitor:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

How is this kid only 3? I call shenanigans.

Video of his dancing performance (watch the whole thing)

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND YOU’RE TO BLAME

awwww-cute:

Majestic Wafflecat

guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

_{The first character I first fell in love with
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
The character I love that everyone else hates
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
The character I would totally smooch
The character I’d want to be like
The character I’d slap
A pairing that I love
A pairing that I despise}

unwinona:

It’s all about that girl in the last gif.

OH HELL NO

NO GIRL YOU’LL GET EXECUTED

NOT BEFORE HE GETS BITCH-SLAPPED I WON’T

50shadesofacceptance:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I’M FUCKING CRYING

aberrantkenosis: