me when i first joined tumblr
me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
