hororscopes
aries: probably tears open their pillows in their spare time
taurus: angels., all of them,
gemini: those ppl who tap ur shoulder on the other side and walk away like they didnt do it
cancer: says 'fight me' alot but doesnt do shit
leo: when theyre bored they try to contact everyone. literally everybody. "hey whats up what r u doing hey hey what sup HEY HWAT UP"
virgo: always ejects the usb wrong
libra: still watches rugrats and beats up anyone who tells them its old or for kids
scorpio: completely obsessed with themselves. never shuts up about themselves. at any given opportunity to say something about them or their lives, they POUNCE
saggitarius: takes out the mayo in a mayo jar and fills it with vanilla pudding and eats it in public to freak ppl out
capricorn: gets obsessed w things easily like one moment theyre all about idk bowls and the next second theyre a panda enthusiast
aquarius: wears all black and listens to punk rock music on full volume but starts crying when they accidentally step on a dogs paw
pisces: smiles at u then lowkey insults u
