Such A Lovely Complex
marchqueen:
“Other bands take note, this is how you properly advertise for your new album.
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marchqueen:

Other bands take note, this is how you properly advertise for your new album.

slytherliz:

And then when you went through a change of heart

Your smile well it did beam

When you saw that giant giraffe powered by steam

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hello yes who are you i like the blog name, much love

marchqueen:

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wow

such kind message

much happy

(The name’s Klaude, btw)

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pirateprincess23:
“Cute wears footy pajamas
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pirateprincess23:

Cute wears footy pajamas

bowtiemod:

sgtpiggy:

meowmeowparadise:

think for a second about the nearly impossible amount of strength it would take to cut a living vine the thickness of a small tree with something as dull as a window and no ability to build momentum

somebody should try and calculate the amount of pressure per square inch applejack can generate without even breaking a sweat

we all thought that cartoon ponies would follow the laws of physics

Alright, let’s do this.

Applejack exerted a certain amount of psi onto a large vine and broke it. How much psi can Applejack generate without a sweat?

We’ll work in SI units in this exercise.

One pascal (SI unit of pressure) is N / m^2 

N = newtons of force applied, m^2 : meters squared where pressure is applied.

Let’s first find how many pascals the windowframe first exerts on the vine because of gravity.

N = 9.8 (the gravitational pull of the earth).

A dull window would have a large area exerting force, compared to a sharp, small edge. Various window measurements from Home Depot’s website and my house reveals that an average window’s edge dimensions are roughly ¾ inches x 36 inches. An inch is 0.0254 meters.

¾ * 36 * 0.0254 = 0.6858 meters squared.

m = 0.6858 meters squared.

Let’s calculate.

p = N / m^2

p = 9.8 / 0.6858

p ~= 14.29 pascals

The window exerts 14.29 pascals on the vine naturally.

Let’s assume the vine is made of black oak. The tensile strength of black oak is 6,520 psi (when the oak compresses and crushes). Wolfram|Alpha tells me that that is equal to 44,950,000 pascals. Woah. Let’s subtract the natural gravitational pascals from the overall tensile strength to find out how much Applejack has to exert manually.

44950000 - 14.29 = 44949985.7 pascals

There’s our answer (a lot). But how much is that in psi? Let’s have Google finish it off.

44949985.7 pascals = 6519.44424 pounds per square inch.

Applejack has to exert about 6519.44424 psi of pressure onto the vine. That’s more than an airplane hydraulic system.

Keep your crotches away from her, men.

best-of-funny:

awkwardvagina:

jimmygator666:

awkwardvagina:

so i found this book

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so being curious i had a look and

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i dont know what i was expecting

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this fucking book

My friend James masturbated to all of the pictures in that book

your friend james sounds like he may be in need of some counselling 

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chirikeri:

the GazettE - MTV 81 
“First let have you guys introduce yourselves.’