
Hey honey you wanna try that new sex move we’ve been talking about? Let’s try it.
Wait honey I don’t think this is how the book explained it.
A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.
Man. I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…
Reblog if you think short hair is cute on girls
My mom isn’t letting me get my hair cut because she doesn’t think it looks good on girls.






