aries probably tears open their pillows in their spare time

taurus angels., all of them,

gemini those ppl who tap ur shoulder on the other side and walk away like they didnt do it

cancer says 'fight me' alot but doesnt do shit

leo when theyre bored they try to contact everyone. literally everybody. "hey whats up what r u doing hey hey what sup HEY HWAT UP"

virgo always ejects the usb wrong

libra still watches rugrats and beats up anyone who tells them its old or for kids

scorpio completely obsessed with themselves. never shuts up about themselves. at any given opportunity to say something about them or their lives, they POUNCE

saggitarius takes out the mayo in a mayo jar and fills it with vanilla pudding and eats it in public to freak ppl out

capricorn gets obsessed w things easily like one moment theyre all about idk bowls and the next second theyre a panda enthusiast

aquarius wears all black and listens to punk rock music on full volume but starts crying when they accidentally step on a dogs paw

pisces smiles at u then lowkey insults u