Such A Lovely Complex
rnortal:
“chocosong:
“
• Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
• Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
• The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up...

rnortal:

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

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