Such A Lovely Complex

Sep 07

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Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

afk:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

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ask me my top six anything

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qvw:
“ reblog if this horse is prettier than you
”

qvw:

reblog if this horse is prettier than you

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Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

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