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(via renrenroo)
Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
afk:
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash cangood now u r where u belong congrats!!!
(via anelak-deactivated20170102)
qvw:
reblog if this horse is prettier than you
(via carpet-bags-and-flying-bunn-blog)
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.