Such A Lovely Complex

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

Person tries to learn a new language besides Japanese
People: Aw, good for you!
Person tries to learn Japanese
People: Fucking weaboo

ed-double-d-n-eddy:
Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.
Well what else are you supposed to do

kissnecks:
THIS OKAY
You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.