s00tball:

I just died.

would anyone want to be my number one tumblr friend?

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

animalswithstuffedanimals:

Kitserberus the ferocious by ~arania

My pup’s HOWLoween costume >3

RAWWWWRRRRR

I AM CERBERUS

I AM FIERCE UDNERWORLD DOGE

I REQUIRE THREE TREATS INSTEAD OF ONE NOW HUMAN

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

forcefields:

IM MELTING THIS DOG IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM WAG HIS LIL TAIL HE IS SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE I LOVE YOU DOGGY

venera9:

ilovecephalopods:

corderito:

Oh shit.

We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over.

jeffblimissylar:

durnesque-esque:

trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

tastefullyoffensive:

“Lift me, human!”